Martti Nelson is a humor writer in LA, specializing in comedy, satire, parody and general nonsense. She lives with her husband, cat Otis, and a little lemon tree she is way too proud of. Her dream job is to write filthy skits for Rupaul's Drag Race or to cuddle baby elephants. If she could manage some sort of "elephants wearing sequins" situation, she might faint from happy. She also leads a secret life of writing steamy novels, but don't tell anyone.